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  • The Death of Noble Barfolomew – The Finale (Part 5 of 5)

    The Death of Noble Barfolomew – The Finale (Part 5 of 5)

    The game limped on for only a few more sessions after the death of Noble Barfolomew. Harris, Jack, and Sonny simply lost interest, and Reed’s attempts to keep them exploring the Ziggurat of Utmost Evil would degenerate into gossiping about girls or staring into their phones scrolling through social media. 

    Reed, on the other hand, only grew more preoccupied. At first he remembered his own perfidy with the dice, his abdication of the responsibilities he’d imagined for himself as a just and impartial deity, and Opie’s anguished cries. But soon he pushed those thoughts out of his mind, and began thinking incessantly about those rolls. He saw the face of the dice that he rolled behind the screen over and over, the two and the five inscribed in garish gold and electric blue, swimming in his field of vision. And then he’d envision Opie’s rolls: twenty after twenty, defying probability. 

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  • The Death of Noble Barflolomew Part 4 (of 5)

    The Death of Noble Barflolomew Part 4 (of 5)

    Barfolomew—torch in one hand, his great birch staff in the other—pushed his way through a narrow corridor filled with dusty cobwebs, then emerged into a large room, walls covered with bas-relief frescoes portraying white-clad virgins being torn apart by winged, insectile demons. 

    Wild Woodrow’s keen senses caught the stench seconds before the others. The unmistakable miasma of decomposing flesh wafted out of the corridor in advance of five undead soldiers that shambled into the antechamber. The group looked on in horror at the putrescent scraps of meat still clinging to their yellowed bones, the glistening viscera falling from their abdomens and trailing behind them, their wickedly curved scimitars flashing in the torchlight.

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  • The Death of Noble Barfolomew Part 3 (of 5)

    The Death of Noble Barfolomew Part 3 (of 5)

    After the game, Reed appealed to his mother. “Please mom, don’t make us play with Opie again. He’s such a dork.” 

    His mother sniffed. “First of all, look who’s talking.” She smirked for a moment at her own joke, then continued. “Second of all, if you’re going to play that nonsense, you’ll at least include Opie. His mother says he’s having trouble fitting in at Eisenhour,” the cross-town middle school. 

    Reed walked away, chastened but undeterred, and the next day he pleaded his case to his father. He figured that his father, who had often voiced his disappointment in Reed’s own awkwardness, would take his side. 

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  • The Death of Noble Barfolomew Part 2 (of 5)

    The Death of Noble Barfolomew Part 2 (of 5)

    Part 1

    He’d met Harris, Sonny, and Jack at the beginning of Seventh Grade, in the Darwinian nightmare of the middle school boys’ locker room.  A hormonal freak of a seventh-grader named Danny Driscoll—who according to legend had been held back two years—along with two of his hulking henchmen, had taken to waylaying Reed on his way from the showers to his locker, when he was clad only in a towel and at his most defenseless. Danny’s two goons would pin Reed’s arms behind his back as Danny stripped Reed naked and mocked his lack of pubic hair and his small, shriveled penis. 

    By the second week of school, Danny had taken to grabbing Reed’s nipples and twisting them cruelly while speculating about Reed’s mother’s sexual proclivities. Reed, between screams of agony, tearfully resigned himself to his fate: to be tortured and sexually humiliated throughout his remaining one year, eleven months, and two weeks of middle school. 

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  • The Death of Noble Barfolomew Part 1 (of 5)

    The Death of Noble Barfolomew Part 1 (of 5)

    Two brave adventurers waited at the treeline of the goblin-infested Misty Marshes, about a quarter mile from the Ziggurat of Utmost Evil. The Ziggurat had been abandoned for untold centuries, after dark magical rituals had plunged its subterranean levels into a dimension of pure evil. Even from this distance, its dark, jagged outline loomed above the bold heroes, unnerving them with its size and palpable, seething enmity.

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  • Spirits – a horror story (the finale)

    Spirits – a horror story (the finale)

    As Halloween approached again, I learned the hard way that the old cliché you hear about the one-year anniversary of a loved one’s death being hard is dead-fucking-on. I’d be out grocery shopping or running errands and for brief instants I could swear I could see him. Someone would catch my eye and something about them – the set of their mouth as they perused a menu; or their gait; or a turn of phrase, like “a couple three” – would remind me of my father so strongly that for a dizzying moment I felt the uncanny sense that he was somehow there. When I got a letter from the Cremation Society a few weeks before Halloween telling me that “the anniversary of a death can stir up many emotions all over again and may come when you least expect them,” I thought to myself “no fucking shit,” and threw the thing in the trash. 

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  • Spirits – a horror story (Part four of five)

    Spirits – a horror story (Part four of five)

    Before I called 911, Eli and I went through what we would tell the police. It was an accident. Grandpa tripped and fell. Daddy tried to help. They questioned me and Eli separately, but whatever the boy had seen, he told them the right thing. He was a good boy.

    I put him to bed, then went into the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. I vowed to prove my father wrong, to be a better father to Eli than my father had been to me. That Eli would never become like him. Like me. Alcoholism had plagued my family from time immemorial, like some ancient curse. But it would stop here. 

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  • Spirits – a horror story (part three of five)

    Spirits – a horror story (part three of five)

    By the end of that October, I was back up to drinking a handle every three days. I’d stock up every time I went out to buy my father his cases of rum, then stash my extras in the basement, concealing them in the laundry room’s darkened alcove. I didn’t want to give my father the satisfaction of knowing that I was juicing almost as heavily as he was. When I’d finish a bottle, I’d hide it in the bottom of a laundry basket full of Eli’s clothes and bring it downstairs, switching it out for a new bottle and stashing the empty in the darkened alcove. Then I’d smuggle out the empties early in the morning on trash pickup day, while my father was passed out and before Eli woke up. 

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  • Spirits – a horror story (part two of five)

    Spirits – a horror story (part two of five)

    Over the next few days, I tried my best to make the place habitable, enlisting Eli for help. We filled up garbage bag after garbage bag of empty rum bottles and moldy old microwave dinner trays. For the glasses full of cigarette butts, I had Eli hold out a colander, through which I’d dump the yellowish water, then we disposed of the waterlogged butts in trash bags. 

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  • Spirits – a horror story (part one of five)

    Spirits – a horror story (part one of five)

    It was bedtime when my six-year-old son Eli whispered, “Daddy, I think your daddy is a ghost now.”  

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